Thanksgiving Forecast

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Thanksgiving is long gone for us Canadian folks but since the US is celebrating here’s a little something I found on

  • Buffaloes & Butterfly Wings
  • for all you anyway. It’s cute and I laughed. (If anyone knows how I can add the link in Blogger without it seperating itself like that please let me know!)

    Thanksgiving Forecast:
    Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
    During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway.
    During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34 degrees F in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established.
    Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops.
    By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all you American folk out there! :)

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